A person asked about my funeral song

So I found this.



Fuck You.

How Many Chris Miller's are there?

OK. Its always been a thing, my name isn't super original, Chris Miller. Really Christian Miller with half a dozen middle names thrown in for good luck.

But earlier I noticed a hit to one of my websites with a search query of " christopher miller pawtucket ri", gotta be me right, maybe they didn't get the rest of the name right. Only the top search result for that name and very specific search term is some guy in CT.

Crapsicle!

OK, I know there's the pro skateboarder, the writer from National Lampoon, the Quarterback and countless others.

But WTF!

Chris Miller as a search term is searched over 800 times a month, Chris Miller Doll, who knows what the fuck that is, over 30 times a month.

So what do I do?

Build a Chris Miller Web Site just to be sure I'm included in the generic name mix up thing going on with the search engines?

Or change my name to mxplx.